Found posted on a "best quotes" made me smile; hopefully you'll smile too..

When you are sad I will get you drunk and help you plot the revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you cry
When you are blue I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you
When you smile I'll know you finally got laid
When you are scared I will tease you about it every chance I get
When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and quit whining
When you are confused I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass
When you are sick stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have
When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my Oath I pledge until the end Why You May Ask?


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